my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

(Source: wanksclub, via pizza)

why do guys always ask for a threesome

most of you can’t even handle one woman


“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”

Ellen Goodman

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question mark! exclamation point? comma.

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Procrastinate responsibly.

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this may actually be one of my favourite photosets on tumblr

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